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Be Careful Where You Leave Your Cell Phone

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Today’s ESL Podcast 341 is about annoying cell phone users. I, like many people, get annoyed when cell phone users are inconsiderate (impolite; behave selfishly), and today’s podcast reminded me of this joke.

~ Lucy
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Several men are in the locker room (changing and showering room) of a gym after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches (low, long seats) rings. A man picks it up and has this conversation:

Man: “Hello?”
Woman: “Honey, It’s me.”
Man: “Hello, darling.”
Woman: “Are you at the gym?”
Man: “Yes.”
Woman: “Great! I’m at the shopping mall. I saw a beautiful mink coat (coat made of animal fur). It is absolutely gorgeous (very beautiful)! Can I buy it?”
Man: “What’s the price?”
Woman: “Only $1,500.”
Man: “Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much.”
Woman: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership (store where cars are sold) and saw the 2008 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price.”
Man: “What price did he quote (give) you?”
Woman: “Only $80,000!”
Man: “Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options (special features; additions).”
Woman: “Great! Before we hang up, there’s something else…”
Man: “What?”
Woman: “I stopped by to see the real estate agent (a person’s whose job is to help people buy and sell homes and properties) this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. The price has dropped (declined).”
Man: “How much are they asking?”
Woman: “Only $650,000, a great price.”
Man: “Well, then go ahead and buy it if you can get the price to $620,000, okay?”
Woman: “Okay, honey. Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”
Man: Bye.”

The man hangs up and asks aloud, “Does anyone know to whom this phone belongs?”

14 Responses to “Be Careful Where You Leave Your Cell Phone”

  1. Apple Says:

    haha, it’s really funny. It seems like money always burns a hole in women’s pocket.

  2. Oleg Says:

    hahaha, funny :))))))))

  3. YKN Says:

    hahhhahaha!

    it’s soooo funny!

  4. Henry L. Says:

    It is funny but impossible happen to a real life. First, you won’t grab on wrong phone. Even with a same model, but you would realize your husband/wife’s voice.

    Best regards!

    Henry L.
    Edgewater, NJ

  5. Nam, Jong-Hoon Says:

    Oh, Gees! I’d left my phone at the gym!

  6. emiliano Says:

    It is great, I like it very much despite it is unreal. But as I am so fed up with cellphones that for me it is quite good to listen some jokes about them.
    In fact I hate the use that people do with such a thing. Mine is always off, and I have it only to phone home when I am out in order to see if everthing
    is o.k. with my wife. Thanks Lucy for the joke, I’ll try to remember the joke to tell it everybody.

    Some times I would like to have an advise in home that says: “Please, leave the
    cellphones off on this table, and take them again when you go out”.
    But probably no body should come home if they see the advise.

  7. edu Says:

    Oh, my God. Now I understand why my wife spent all my money last week. I forgot my cell phone in the gym¡¡¡

  8. ESLPodcast Google Group Says:

    funny!

  9. coooleve Says:

    ha ha ha.. Funny! The phone owner will be bankrupted…

  10. Kohji Kuwabara Says:

    I really want to say such, even once in my life!

  11. Danijel Says:

    I heard this joke in Serbian long time ago.

  12. ruth Says:

    yeah funny!!

    i want to improve my fluency in english when i started having english clients who one time made me feel as dumb as a pig.
    ha!ha! i just couldnt express what i want to say.i just once forget that english is the international language and its a necessity for
    all of us.even if that english foreigner is here in our territory its us who will really adjust to them.i am telling you they will not learn
    your language ,you really have to,or else they would intimidate you until your heart will just die and wither in shame .ha!ha!funny too isnt it!

    i like esl a lot its helping me so so much.reading these jokes made my learning easier.thanks esl

  13. Siddiqui Says:

    Hahah ;-) Really Funny…. only happend with a very very DUMB man or Women. But I love it.
    Great!!

  14. Leo Says:

    Mersi boku. Good idea. I’ll become your constant reader.